Sin City H4 · past hash
SCH4 Hash- spoiled meat and ING
- When
- Saturday, June 4 · 4 PM – 5 PM
DATE and TIME: June 4 4pm/16:00/beerthirty
LOCATION: 1164 Waterworks Road Woodlawn Ky, 41075
WHAT TO EXPECT: Eagle/Eighthmind Trail. 100% chance of wet shoes from hashing through 1 1 1/4 miles of ten-foot-tall, moderately haunted, clean-water drainage tunnels, that gets you about halfway through a 3-mile trail. If you put dry shoes and socks in the T-wagon they will be waiting for you at the end of the second tunnel if you hate running in soggy or second-string shoes. Bring your own good flashlight or walk with the tunnel sweeper and his $50 6000 lumen flashlight. Anyone who takes the long tunnel will have their name put in the hat for the bottle of Woodford Reserve. Not dog friendly
Turkey/Quartermind trail. 100% chance of wet shoes from hashing through a ten-foot-tall, 1/4 mile of clean-water, barely haunted, drainage tunnels followed by 2 ¾ more miles of trail. If you put dry shoes and socks in the T-wagon they will be waiting for you at the end of the first tunnel if you hate running in soggy second-string shoes. Bring your own good flashlight or walk with the tunnel sweeper and his $50 6000 lumen flashlight. Bigger dog-friendly. Anyone who finishes turkey tunnel get’s their name put in a hat for a pat on the back and nobody cares down-down
Chicken/Halfmind Trail: No none will hold it against you if tunnels just aren’t your thing, so we have a solid, interesting trail without the deathwish. Your feet will stay dry if you’re sober enough to cross two creeks walking rock-to-rock. Any dog-friendly
All trails: Three miles with three beer nears to stay inebrihydrated. Dead trail? No, but unless Spoiled Meat can carry I’m Not Gay, it will be on life support. Drastic (but not too long) elevation changes doable for every ability level. Lots of forest shiggy and a couple loooong shade tunnels. Very, very little ducking for I’m Not Gay’s 6’3” frame. Also, for you competitive wanks, there are plenty of places to run Balls to the Walls, or balls to the floor if you’re Hot Tub. Chicken and Turkey trails merge after the first tunnel. All trails merge after the second tunnel. If the Good Lord aint willing and the creek does rise, everybody does the three-mile chicken/halfmind trail, which in and of itself, is a very entertaining trail.
WHAT TO BRING: What to wear/bring: GOOD FLASHLIGHT IF YOU ARE GOING IT ALONE IN TUNNELS! Whistle (or whatever the hell that thing is Gimp blows), Mugs, Yourself, unsuspecting virgins, suspecting virgins, Expecting virgins (probably named Mary), Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds, Flowers in your hair, coal miner gear, anything from Golden Shower’s Summer of Love Collection AKA the back of his closet. Anything from your own Pride Month collection. (a pride rainbow is just a hippy rainbow without the LSD) or just come as you are for free love and cheap beer and optional long tunnel.
LOCATION OF ON AFTER: The circle will be at Boobzilla’s palatial estate 1146 Waterworks Road Woodlawn Ky 41071. She has two dogs and says your dogs are welcome if they are friendly. On-after at Bellwood Lanes if anyone wants to roll a few games and drink PBR buckets.
HARES: I'm not gay, Spoiled Meat, aaaaaaaannnnd the UUUUUnnnnaaaa licker!
HARES EMAIL: mormanja@yahoo.com
HARES MOBILE PHONE: 513-607-8639
LOCATION: 1164 Waterworks Road Woodlawn Ky, 41075
WHAT TO EXPECT: Eagle/Eighthmind Trail. 100% chance of wet shoes from hashing through 1 1 1/4 miles of ten-foot-tall, moderately haunted, clean-water drainage tunnels, that gets you about halfway through a 3-mile trail. If you put dry shoes and socks in the T-wagon they will be waiting for you at the end of the second tunnel if you hate running in soggy or second-string shoes. Bring your own good flashlight or walk with the tunnel sweeper and his $50 6000 lumen flashlight. Anyone who takes the long tunnel will have their name put in the hat for the bottle of Woodford Reserve. Not dog friendly
Turkey/Quartermind trail. 100% chance of wet shoes from hashing through a ten-foot-tall, 1/4 mile of clean-water, barely haunted, drainage tunnels followed by 2 ¾ more miles of trail. If you put dry shoes and socks in the T-wagon they will be waiting for you at the end of the first tunnel if you hate running in soggy second-string shoes. Bring your own good flashlight or walk with the tunnel sweeper and his $50 6000 lumen flashlight. Bigger dog-friendly. Anyone who finishes turkey tunnel get’s their name put in a hat for a pat on the back and nobody cares down-down
Chicken/Halfmind Trail: No none will hold it against you if tunnels just aren’t your thing, so we have a solid, interesting trail without the deathwish. Your feet will stay dry if you’re sober enough to cross two creeks walking rock-to-rock. Any dog-friendly
All trails: Three miles with three beer nears to stay inebrihydrated. Dead trail? No, but unless Spoiled Meat can carry I’m Not Gay, it will be on life support. Drastic (but not too long) elevation changes doable for every ability level. Lots of forest shiggy and a couple loooong shade tunnels. Very, very little ducking for I’m Not Gay’s 6’3” frame. Also, for you competitive wanks, there are plenty of places to run Balls to the Walls, or balls to the floor if you’re Hot Tub. Chicken and Turkey trails merge after the first tunnel. All trails merge after the second tunnel. If the Good Lord aint willing and the creek does rise, everybody does the three-mile chicken/halfmind trail, which in and of itself, is a very entertaining trail.
WHAT TO BRING: What to wear/bring: GOOD FLASHLIGHT IF YOU ARE GOING IT ALONE IN TUNNELS! Whistle (or whatever the hell that thing is Gimp blows), Mugs, Yourself, unsuspecting virgins, suspecting virgins, Expecting virgins (probably named Mary), Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds, Flowers in your hair, coal miner gear, anything from Golden Shower’s Summer of Love Collection AKA the back of his closet. Anything from your own Pride Month collection. (a pride rainbow is just a hippy rainbow without the LSD) or just come as you are for free love and cheap beer and optional long tunnel.
LOCATION OF ON AFTER: The circle will be at Boobzilla’s palatial estate 1146 Waterworks Road Woodlawn Ky 41071. She has two dogs and says your dogs are welcome if they are friendly. On-after at Bellwood Lanes if anyone wants to roll a few games and drink PBR buckets.
HARES: I'm not gay, Spoiled Meat, aaaaaaaannnnd the UUUUUnnnnaaaa licker!
HARES EMAIL: mormanja@yahoo.com
HARES MOBILE PHONE: 513-607-8639