Sin City H4 · past hash
SCH4 Hash
- When
- Saturday, March 25 · 3 PM – 4 PM
Is the trail as long as a typical Shaving trail? Nope, this is a BBC trail! Is it as shiggy as a typical Shaving trail? Nope, Shaving shaved, but there may be some stubble here and there. And yes, I know this isn't an Unmasked trail, but I promised that I'd use this picture for an event so there it is.
Who says you can't be a born again virgin? Join us on BBC's virgin haring! Yes, Black and Blew Cheese has stepped up to take us on a tour of Walnut Hills and Hyde Park! After scouting, we believe we've found some things you'll want to see so stay on trail (looking at you Slut)! I am well aware that we've sprung ahead (who sprung a head?!), but we're still starting trail at 3 pm until next month so deal with it.
So, what do you need to accomplish this epic quest after pulling an all nighter at the Ascot Phuck Off Party? Well, $8 Hash Cash gets you in the door and access to the beer and orange food. You definitely need Hash attire unless you like being called out for the same reason everytime. Gotta have your whistle to satiate your oral fixation by giving you something to blow. Oh, don't forget your drinking vessel from which to drink a well deserved Down Down (Centurians, you already have a mug so no excuses). A chair if you need such a thing. Chalk for the FRB's to carry with them so they don't have to leave those annoying pack marks. There are Little Libraries on trail so feel to take a book, but remember to leave a Playboy. And whatever else you need in order to win the hash. Oh, and if you have friends, make them cum! If you have virgins, make them cum! If you don't have either, well, at least make yourself cum. You'll feel dirty and disappointed afterwards, but at least you'll be with hashers who understand.
Circle will be conducted at Owls Nest Park at the building in the middle of the park. On After TBD, but it could be Bean & Barkey. If you ain't fancy, it could be O'Bryans.
Who says you can't be a born again virgin? Join us on BBC's virgin haring! Yes, Black and Blew Cheese has stepped up to take us on a tour of Walnut Hills and Hyde Park! After scouting, we believe we've found some things you'll want to see so stay on trail (looking at you Slut)! I am well aware that we've sprung ahead (who sprung a head?!), but we're still starting trail at 3 pm until next month so deal with it.
So, what do you need to accomplish this epic quest after pulling an all nighter at the Ascot Phuck Off Party? Well, $8 Hash Cash gets you in the door and access to the beer and orange food. You definitely need Hash attire unless you like being called out for the same reason everytime. Gotta have your whistle to satiate your oral fixation by giving you something to blow. Oh, don't forget your drinking vessel from which to drink a well deserved Down Down (Centurians, you already have a mug so no excuses). A chair if you need such a thing. Chalk for the FRB's to carry with them so they don't have to leave those annoying pack marks. There are Little Libraries on trail so feel to take a book, but remember to leave a Playboy. And whatever else you need in order to win the hash. Oh, and if you have friends, make them cum! If you have virgins, make them cum! If you don't have either, well, at least make yourself cum. You'll feel dirty and disappointed afterwards, but at least you'll be with hashers who understand.
Circle will be conducted at Owls Nest Park at the building in the middle of the park. On After TBD, but it could be Bean & Barkey. If you ain't fancy, it could be O'Bryans.