SCH4 Hash #1407 MMM Hash

What is the MMM Hash you ask? Why it's the MisManagement Meeting of course! Easiest trail you'll ever do.  Show up for the meeting, pay just $5 and you get credit! No need to bring chalk (not that you'd use it), a whistle (not that you'd blow it) or a chair (By Golly's already has them). You do need to bring Hash Attire (By Golly's requires shirts and shoes for service, the pants, well, it's pretty cold out, but you can wear shorts if you want), friends (by this, I mean other back sliding bastards because we all know you don't have any actual friends, just Hashers) and Hash Cash (see the 4th sentence above). I'd also like you to bring ideas and nominations. Virgins? Not really the greatest trail for a virgin, but if you're sure they won't confuse us for an actual and functional organization, it should be ok.

Afterwards, if you really want, we can autohash down to Little Miami Brewing. See you at 1 pm on Saturday!