Sin City H4 · past hash
Dayton H3 #1660/SCH4 1448/UnMasked #149-ANAL GREEN DRESS RUN
- When
- Saturday, March 7 · 2 PM – 8 PM
What: Dayton H3 #1660/SCH4 1448/UnMasked #149-ANAL GREEN DRESS RUN
When: Saturday, March 7th, 2026, 2:00 PM
Where: Kramer's
1018 Irving Ave, Dayton, OH 45419
Hares: Unlucky Skidmark & Wet, Creamy & Delicious
Hash Cash: $12.00
Shiggy Level: 1.69
Muster at: 2 pm
Chalk Talk/Hares Away: 3:15 pm -ish
What to Expect: A bunch of green dress wearing hashers aimlessly wandering the streets of Dayton! That's right... cumming soon you'll get to show off that juicy ass, those lumpatious thighs, and more at this year's GDR! We'll have green of all shapes and sizes, and we love it.
Trail will be an A-to-A prime 5 miler of absolute bullshit, pack crimes, and BNs. That's only because the hares are perfect. And speaking of hares - you get the best of both worlds: the one and only lovely... Wet, Creamy, & Decliciousss of Sin City and some asshole who keeps creating kennels for no apparent reason at all... Unsluckys Skidsmarksss of Dayton.
What to Bring: dat ass, dat booty, dat smile, dem eyes, dem legs, dat back of the knee that is super ticklish, dem halfbrains...
GREEN CLOTHING (preferably a dress!), ID card, chair for circle, whistles (shaped like dicks), good attitude (but with a shy bad self for later), vessel (that has seen better days), and all the other usual shit (that you somehow keep forgetting).
What to Leave at Home: Inhibitions and Drama
ON-AFTER: TBD
Lost or Confused: Unlucky Skidmark 937-516-1444 OR Creamy 937-430-4057
Shiggy Scale:
1. Wheelchair and baby stroller friendly (mostly pavement)
2. Lite Adventure (lots of pavement with a smidgen of shiggy)
3. Shiggylicious (mostly shiggy, you might get cuts or bruises)
4. Medivac (potential (there will be dangerous areas of trail)