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SCH4 HASH Scrum & Butternuts Wedding Hash
- When
- Saturday, June 9 · 4 PM – 7 PM
Cum celebrate the hash wedding of Scrum Dumpster and Butternuts! Always wanted to be a bridesmaid?! Well now's your chance!! We know you guys love the chance to dress up, so get your fanciest dress ready! Paint those nails!! They will have the biggest bridal party! On the other hand, if you think chasing down two moms in taffeta (no way Una lays an inch of trail), band-aid your nipples,lube your inner thighs and slip into those barely there racist shorts and have at it.
On-Start is by the basketball courts!! If you don't know what a basketball court looks like, ask Banker. Speaking of things that aren't white, your attire better not be unless you're a virgin and faster than a Scrummy Bridezilla.
Trail notes: Five miles of the best trail you've never seen. Four Beer Nears: One normal, one pagan, one nostalgic and one Royal Rolling Beer Near. Bring your cell phone to take pictures of the Hashleyweds and they'll name their first child after you. (unless Cunts Shall Not Pass shows up four years after Gargle scared her off. Scrum Cunt Nuts just wont fly!" P.S. Fuck Gargle!!)
Walkers Map and short cut Trail Guide provided.
On after is at the home of our very own party planner/minister I’m Not Gay 2600 Twigwood Lane, Amberley Village, 45237.
Hares are providing grill food. Bring a side if you like, but leave room for wedding cake.
New trail marks:
NS!B!DG!D! No Seaman! Bad! Down Girl! Down! (it wont be labeled but you'll know it when you see it.
DCAKASFR
Hares: The Unalicker, Call Thurman and Moose Knuckle Crunch, I’m Not Gay!
On-Start is by the basketball courts!! If you don't know what a basketball court looks like, ask Banker. Speaking of things that aren't white, your attire better not be unless you're a virgin and faster than a Scrummy Bridezilla.
Trail notes: Five miles of the best trail you've never seen. Four Beer Nears: One normal, one pagan, one nostalgic and one Royal Rolling Beer Near. Bring your cell phone to take pictures of the Hashleyweds and they'll name their first child after you. (unless Cunts Shall Not Pass shows up four years after Gargle scared her off. Scrum Cunt Nuts just wont fly!" P.S. Fuck Gargle!!)
Walkers Map and short cut Trail Guide provided.
On after is at the home of our very own party planner/minister I’m Not Gay 2600 Twigwood Lane, Amberley Village, 45237.
Hares are providing grill food. Bring a side if you like, but leave room for wedding cake.
New trail marks:
NS!B!DG!D! No Seaman! Bad! Down Girl! Down! (it wont be labeled but you'll know it when you see it.
DCAKASFR
Hares: The Unalicker, Call Thurman and Moose Knuckle Crunch, I’m Not Gay!