SCH4 Hash - H&R, Gourmet, Hyper

Hash Cash: $8

Start, On-in, and On-after:  Orchard Area Shelter in Winton Woods.  If you go past a guard house, tell the Guard you are going to Orchard Area Shelter for the Gispert party (no park pass is needed).

Trail will be a mixture of all kinds of terrain and will be B-A with A being the Shelter.  We are going to do like Funion and shuffle people from the shelter to the start and let them run back.

There is no runner/walker trail although walker will be given some verbal shortcuts they can take to cut out some shig and save some time.

Hares will have plenty of slut and good beer as well as ciders/seltzer for the non-beer drinkers.

The Hares will be grilling burgers and dogs and request you bring a side dish to share.

The Hares will have a birthday cake for Gispert.

Feel free to show up at 3:00 for prelubing as the hares will have the shelter setup for beer consumption.

Bring the usual shit, virgins, whistles, change of clothes, change of shoes (depending upon the rain this week will dictate how likely you are to get your feet wet).  Bring a chair and plan on sticking around after the hash to drink beer, socialize with hashers, eat dinner, have fun etc.

FWIW, this will be biggest, baddest, bestess Hash of the Year if not century.  You do not want to miss this hash.  And no your sister’s wedding is not an excuse to miss, she’ll probably have a second wedding anyways.  This will be the only Gispert Bday hash this year in Sin City.