Sin City H4 · past hash
SCH4# 1046 First Anal Sacrificing of the Virgins Hash
- When
- Saturday, June 24 · 4 PM – 7 PM
WHAT: First Anal Sacrificing of the Virgins Hash
Where again ? See address above. Look for sign that says PG&A
HARES: Herpe TLB, Tender Titties, Ribbed 4HP
What to expect: Shenanigans.
What to bring: Yourself, your friends who have never hashed before, your friends that have hashed before. Your high school crush from your hometown, and your favorite neighbor who you've been admiring but have never spoken to. Also, a drinking vessel, hash attire, your whistle, a change of clothes and shoes if you wish, $ for food if you wish.
Also bring: Shoes that are not new. Shiggy socks. Apparel that is not competitive. $8 if you've hashed with us before, or $0 if you've never hashed with us before. A sense of humor. Your best inappropriate jokes.
FAQs
Q: Will we actually be sacrificing virgins
A: No, not really
Q: I'm still a virgin in real life, is it okay to come?
A: Well said. That's not what we meant by virgin. But come on out!
Q: Are you guys nice?
A: Tender isn't. The group as a whole is very welcoming though.
Q: I get offended easily. Is this a good group for me ?
A: Prognosis negative
Q: I like raunchy and crude humor. Is this the right group for me ?
A: Probably
Q: I'm not very fast. Is that okay ?
A: Absolutely!
Q: I live in a different timezone, should I show up for this ?
A: Yes
Q: Is it true that the person who brings the most virgins will get a t-shirt and a bottle of beer/liquor ?
A: Absolutely it is true
Q: How long is trail ? Is it pavement running ?
A: Trail is typically between 3 and 5 miles. It is often some combination of roads, forests, grassy areas, underground tunnels, sidewalks, and creeks.
Q: I've never been to the hash, and I don't know anybody in the hash. Should I come out ?
A: You are the most special kind of virgin. Please join us! Just look for the group of folks who don't quite look like runners.
QUESTIONS? COMMENTS? CONCERNS? Email sch4calendar@gmail.com with a subject of "I've fallen and I can't get up".
Where again ? See address above. Look for sign that says PG&A
HARES: Herpe TLB, Tender Titties, Ribbed 4HP
What to expect: Shenanigans.
What to bring: Yourself, your friends who have never hashed before, your friends that have hashed before. Your high school crush from your hometown, and your favorite neighbor who you've been admiring but have never spoken to. Also, a drinking vessel, hash attire, your whistle, a change of clothes and shoes if you wish, $ for food if you wish.
Also bring: Shoes that are not new. Shiggy socks. Apparel that is not competitive. $8 if you've hashed with us before, or $0 if you've never hashed with us before. A sense of humor. Your best inappropriate jokes.
FAQs
Q: Will we actually be sacrificing virgins
A: No, not really
Q: I'm still a virgin in real life, is it okay to come?
A: Well said. That's not what we meant by virgin. But come on out!
Q: Are you guys nice?
A: Tender isn't. The group as a whole is very welcoming though.
Q: I get offended easily. Is this a good group for me ?
A: Prognosis negative
Q: I like raunchy and crude humor. Is this the right group for me ?
A: Probably
Q: I'm not very fast. Is that okay ?
A: Absolutely!
Q: I live in a different timezone, should I show up for this ?
A: Yes
Q: Is it true that the person who brings the most virgins will get a t-shirt and a bottle of beer/liquor ?
A: Absolutely it is true
Q: How long is trail ? Is it pavement running ?
A: Trail is typically between 3 and 5 miles. It is often some combination of roads, forests, grassy areas, underground tunnels, sidewalks, and creeks.
Q: I've never been to the hash, and I don't know anybody in the hash. Should I come out ?
A: You are the most special kind of virgin. Please join us! Just look for the group of folks who don't quite look like runners.
QUESTIONS? COMMENTS? CONCERNS? Email sch4calendar@gmail.com with a subject of "I've fallen and I can't get up".