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SCH4#1042 Star Trek Hash 4: The Voyage Home... To Shamcock's House
- When
- Saturday, May 27 · 4 PM – 7 PM
WHAT: SCH4 HASH #1042
Episode IV: The Voyage to Shamcock's Home. Star Trek Hash 2 (not run or planned), Shamcock saved the hashers from sobriety and was subsequently marooned on the genesis planet. Star Trek Hash 3: The Search for Shamcock had the hashers seeking to locate and retrieve Shamcock to no avail. Now, we're looking for him at his house.
In Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home, the crew of the USS Enterprise traveled back to 1980s era San Francisco in search of humpback whales. Spock was shamed into covering his ears. Checkov was abducted, nearly killed, and accused of being a Soviet agent when he snuck onto a naval base. Keeping in that spirit, the run will be hilly (like 1980s era San Francisco) and long (like how Star Trek: The Motion Picture feels). Hopefully our own naval officers will be able to explain why Checkov was treated how he was. Expect down-downs.
Hares: The illustrious hares are Tender, Dickalangelo, and Boneless. By the end of this day, your feelings toward them may mirror Kirk's feelings toward Khan.
WHAT TO BRING: $8 hash cash, your wanker ass, whistle, drinking vessel, virgins, change of clothes, your favorite Star Trek shirt, your second favorite Star Trek shirt, your favorite Star Trek hat. Be dressed up as your favorite slutty Star Trek character. (Anyone who shows up as a green alien will get a discount).
WHAT TO EXPECT: See above
ON AFTER:
Episode IV: The Voyage to Shamcock's Home. Star Trek Hash 2 (not run or planned), Shamcock saved the hashers from sobriety and was subsequently marooned on the genesis planet. Star Trek Hash 3: The Search for Shamcock had the hashers seeking to locate and retrieve Shamcock to no avail. Now, we're looking for him at his house.
In Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home, the crew of the USS Enterprise traveled back to 1980s era San Francisco in search of humpback whales. Spock was shamed into covering his ears. Checkov was abducted, nearly killed, and accused of being a Soviet agent when he snuck onto a naval base. Keeping in that spirit, the run will be hilly (like 1980s era San Francisco) and long (like how Star Trek: The Motion Picture feels). Hopefully our own naval officers will be able to explain why Checkov was treated how he was. Expect down-downs.
Hares: The illustrious hares are Tender, Dickalangelo, and Boneless. By the end of this day, your feelings toward them may mirror Kirk's feelings toward Khan.
WHAT TO BRING: $8 hash cash, your wanker ass, whistle, drinking vessel, virgins, change of clothes, your favorite Star Trek shirt, your second favorite Star Trek shirt, your favorite Star Trek hat. Be dressed up as your favorite slutty Star Trek character. (Anyone who shows up as a green alien will get a discount).
WHAT TO EXPECT: See above
ON AFTER: