Sin City H4 · past hash
3PM SCH4 #1031 Ribbed's 100th
- When
- Saturday, February 18
WHAT: SCH4 Hash 1031
WHEN: Feb 18th; 3pm
HARES: Ribbed 4her Pleasure & Crack Packer
WHERE:The Back Door Saloon; 19 Eswin St. Cincinnati, OH 45218
WHAT TO EXPECT: Like a fine bottle of wine, aging to perfection, so to has Ribbed spent 13 years slowly evolving to hashing perfection. That's right folks, I am hash perfection hitting 100 Strong.WHAT TO BRING: hmmmm, what should you bring.....let's go with:
-The customary $8.00 sacrifice to the beer gods
-a whistle
-change of clothes, if you are into that kind of thing. Otherwise just hang out in your sweaty shit like Ribbed does
-I feel like I add "money for food", but here's the thing....Saturday is free food day. By that, I mean the local regulars make potluck dishes to share. AND they will have free hotdogs and chips for us as well. So you can eat free pig lips & assholes (hotdogs), bring a dish to share, or freeload on the local fare. Go figure, Ribbed and Denver found a bar that has free food.
-what ever required hash crap you are supposed to have
-and most important, each and every one of you needs to have a Ribbed themed story, poem, joke, lymrick, gift, and/or a desire to listen to those that do.
ON AFTER: The Back Door Saloon; 19 Eswin St. Cincinnati, OH 45218
You have attended shitty trails before, but we may be hitting a new low this time. Ribbed 4her Pleasure and Just Denver will show you a side of Greenhills you have never seen before. Okay, maybe you have seen it, but we haven't!
One could not discount the importance of Ribbed haring a trail. Seriously, it's like a comet that passes but once every five years. Even better, I will be dragging Just Denver along and breaking his haring cherry. Who better to teach a young hash padawan to the tenets of haring than my non-running ass?
And where shall we call hash home on Feb 18th? The Back Door Saloon. Why? Because that's where she likes it. The Back Door Saloon calls Saturday free food day, in which local regulars bring potluck dishes to share. So I encourage my hash brethren to bring something to share. Or don't, because our awesome bartender Tanya has promised free hot dogs and chips. And if all that isn't enough, feel free to buy a bar prepared pizza.
So let's recap.
Ribbed is hitting 100
Just Denver is popping his hare cherry
Ribbed and Denver found a bar with free food
The bar is called "The Back Door Saloon"
Be ready for good natured Ribbing (says the bar website. Seriously, it says that!)
HARES MOBILE PHONE: 513-504-2480 (Ribbed) & 513-549-8389
WHEN: Feb 18th; 3pm
HARES: Ribbed 4her Pleasure & Crack Packer
WHERE:The Back Door Saloon; 19 Eswin St. Cincinnati, OH 45218
WHAT TO EXPECT: Like a fine bottle of wine, aging to perfection, so to has Ribbed spent 13 years slowly evolving to hashing perfection. That's right folks, I am hash perfection hitting 100 Strong.WHAT TO BRING: hmmmm, what should you bring.....let's go with:
-The customary $8.00 sacrifice to the beer gods
-a whistle
-change of clothes, if you are into that kind of thing. Otherwise just hang out in your sweaty shit like Ribbed does
-I feel like I add "money for food", but here's the thing....Saturday is free food day. By that, I mean the local regulars make potluck dishes to share. AND they will have free hotdogs and chips for us as well. So you can eat free pig lips & assholes (hotdogs), bring a dish to share, or freeload on the local fare. Go figure, Ribbed and Denver found a bar that has free food.
-what ever required hash crap you are supposed to have
-and most important, each and every one of you needs to have a Ribbed themed story, poem, joke, lymrick, gift, and/or a desire to listen to those that do.
ON AFTER: The Back Door Saloon; 19 Eswin St. Cincinnati, OH 45218
You have attended shitty trails before, but we may be hitting a new low this time. Ribbed 4her Pleasure and Just Denver will show you a side of Greenhills you have never seen before. Okay, maybe you have seen it, but we haven't!
One could not discount the importance of Ribbed haring a trail. Seriously, it's like a comet that passes but once every five years. Even better, I will be dragging Just Denver along and breaking his haring cherry. Who better to teach a young hash padawan to the tenets of haring than my non-running ass?
And where shall we call hash home on Feb 18th? The Back Door Saloon. Why? Because that's where she likes it. The Back Door Saloon calls Saturday free food day, in which local regulars bring potluck dishes to share. So I encourage my hash brethren to bring something to share. Or don't, because our awesome bartender Tanya has promised free hot dogs and chips. And if all that isn't enough, feel free to buy a bar prepared pizza.
So let's recap.
Ribbed is hitting 100
Just Denver is popping his hare cherry
Ribbed and Denver found a bar with free food
The bar is called "The Back Door Saloon"
Be ready for good natured Ribbing (says the bar website. Seriously, it says that!)
HARES MOBILE PHONE: 513-504-2480 (Ribbed) & 513-549-8389